This will never not be funny
This is my friend Sam and I.
We go to a private boarding school in Lake Tahoe, California.
Sam is pan-sexual and myself, well, I am a bit confused of who I am at the moment.
Last night, our school had a formal dinner and I asked Sam to be my date a week ago, he said yes!
The night of the formal dinner, Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. When Sam and I showed up to the dinner, we were holding hands and I was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. Our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off, he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off and came back down. The whole night, he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. The night ended and the morning rose. We both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. He told the both of us if our relationship went any further, he would take us behind the barn and beat us. He also told us if we were in public school, we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. After an entire period of being teased, Sam and I got together and thought we needed to do something about this. So here I am, Julien Nicol, 15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it know that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.
Signal boost the fuck out of this.
How fucking dare he?!
He has no right to say that
What the fuck is wrong with our education system
okay why the actual fuck would someone want to chop off another person’s dick that is fucking disgusting blood would go everywhere i mean besides being a fucking asshole that assistant guy is one disturbed sadistic motherfucker
And here they are:
Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold. Thermoceptors in the brain are used for monitoring internal body temperature.
Proprioception: The sense of where your body parts are located relevant to each other.
Chronoception: Sense of the passing of time. Your body has an internal clock.
Equilibrioception: The sense that allows you to keep your balance and sense body movement in terms of acceleration and directional changes.
Magentoception: This is the ability to detect magnetic fields. Unlike most birds, humans do not have a strong magentoception, however, experiments have demonstrated that we do tend to have some sense of magnetic fields.
Tension Sensors: These are found in such places as your muscles and allow the brain the ability to monitor muscle tension.
Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but it has it’s own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs).
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\
I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said
I said before that Vya was not always the adorable little squish ball he is today, at least not on the outside. He was always getting in fights with other kids and running off to make trouble with his older siblings. Between suspensions and ditching he didn’t spend much time in school and finally dropped out at 14 and was a delinquent full-time. He smoked, drank, beat people up for no reason, and worked very hard to make sure everyone knew how tough he was. But it was mostly an act, carefully constructed so to hide his true nature. Obviously his homosexuality was his most close guarded and humiliating secret, but his abundance of fears and soft feminine heart were also to be hidden at all costs. As a result, Vya spent the better part of his life playing whack-a-mole with his own personality. Every time a “unmanly” or “undesirable” thought or feeling started to rise to the surface, he would force it back down and then violently lash out at someone or something in a desperate effort to relieve the pressure cooker of frustration and suppressed desires inside him. It was exhausting and lonely, he could never let anything slip and could never let anyone close enough to see who he really was.
Also his hair was short back then.
I was just doing this as an example for my commission sheet (I like to update it when I feel like my art has improved enough to warrant it) and I ended up liking it enough to post.