Posted 8 hours ago

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

Posted 8 hours ago

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

Posted 8 hours ago

ultrafacts:

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Posted 8 hours ago

darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

Posted 9 hours ago

I just heard a fart come from my bathroom, but I’m all alone in the house and it wasn’t me

so…

WHO THE HELL JUST FARTED??

OnO

Posted 10 hours ago

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

(Source: askpillow)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

bisouette:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

trailofdesire:

isabelknight:

immunity cat also shelters you from coercive “reblog this or you aren’t a real X/you’re a terrible person” posts. It is OK to not emotionally blackmail your followers.

I feel like I’m witnessing some kind of technomancy. The Tumblr community has established (or, well, perpetuated, since it’s really just an update on a chain email) a ritual that takes advantage of the platform’s design — specifically the reblog function and the way we experience content on our dash — and someone has said “well, if the rules are that you only have to see something on your dash to be cursed, the corollary must be that you only have to see something to be anti-cursed.”

Boom, protective charm.

The only caveat is that in return for his services, he watches you masturbate. 

catveat

(Source: deadrunespark)

Posted 10 hours ago

ask-usuk:

sexyspoon:

hey everyone!! i’m going to fanime in a month and i need money for my hotel room, so i’m opening up commissions!

a few things:

  • paypal only!
  • no sex or gore or anything like that, must be PG-13 or below
  • for original characters, be prepared with a reference or detailed description
  • prices aren’t set in stone—if you want something super detailed or complicated, i may ask for a little bit more

and i think that’s all! for now i will be opening 10 slots; if you’re interested then send me an email at kestin.larsen (at) gmail.com! thanks so much!! :D

reblogging to my ask blogs in case any of you are interested! i’ve still got a bunch of slots open, so please email me if you want one! i could really use the money. thanks! :3

Posted 10 hours ago